factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via frost-steam)

theanticlimactic:

Calling you a “bitch” is not misogynistic. I am not calling you a bitch because I secretly hate women. I’m calling you bitch because you’re a fucking bitch.

(via offside-goal)

dvnbroch:

hiccunzeridack:

thecube42:

xkharlan:

thecube42:

thecube42:

Stoick is at the dentist’s and he’s given nitrous oxide

Stoick the Gassed

Hiccup comes up with a sassy-ass comeback to Stoick’s rant

Stoick the Sassed

Stoick is the main support for the sails on a ship.

Stoick the mast

Stoick destroys the statue of Thor with his own hands

Stoick the Iconoclast

Stoick saves Hiccup

Stoick the past

Get out.

(via kingofthewilderwest)


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